Dora the explorer is soo an Illegal Immigrant…Ok, so here’s the deal… If you need the explanations they’reall around you…1) She speaks spanish… she speaks spanish perfectly… whatis she like…5? Her backpack even speaks spanish perfectly!2) That backpackof hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we’re talking everything! Life support,water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes… i meanc’mon!3) She’s carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, anband of insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legalimmigrant has that many pets!?4) She’s always on an “adventure” totransport a “package” to some destination and is always beingstalked by a person trying to take that package… i mean… really, Swiper isso obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence ofDora’s entire narcotics trafficing buisness5)The evidence is so obvious andaround you guys! And they’re even poisoning our little children with them…Who wants our toddlers to grow up knowing spanish before english?!
I saw this on FFN and just about died laughing and so I had 2 share!

Dora the explorer is soo an Illegal Immigrant…
Ok, so here’s the deal… If you need the explanations they’re
all around you…
1) She speaks spanish… she speaks spanish perfectly… what
is she like…5? Her backpack even speaks spanish perfectly!
2) That backpack
of hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we’re talking everything! Life support,
water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes… i mean
c’mon!
3) She’s carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an
band of insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal
immigrant has that many pets!?
4) She’s always on an “adventure” to
transport a “package” to some destination and is always being
stalked by a person trying to take that package… i mean… really, Swiper is
so obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence of
Dora’s entire narcotics trafficing buisness
5)The evidence is so obvious and
around you guys! And they’re even poisoning our little children with them…
Who wants our toddlers to grow up knowing spanish before english?!

I saw this on FFN and just about died laughing and so I had 2 share!

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    What a sneaky bitch :P
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